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Yahoo! trending topics dissected: March 9th, 2010

Yahoo! Trending Topics: March 9th, 2010

  1. Baltic Sea : Congratulations to the Baltic Sea. This is the first time a body of water has reached the number slot on a Yahoo! trending list. It is truly a pioneer and has knocked down the barriers for future and up and coming water ways to be exposed to the world.
  2. Gabourey Sidibe : The Oscar Nominee is be on the upcoming NBC show, The Big C. Judging by the title of the series, she seems to be a perfect fit.
  3. Pringles : As far as I am conerned, Pringles should always be a trending topic even when they are not being recalled for Salmonella concerns.
  4. Tassos Papadopoulos: Three months after it was stolen, the corpse of Cyprus’ former president was found reburied today. I dont think that we have enough grave robbers these days.
  5. Toyota Prius : A Toyota Prius sped out of control on a California freeway.
  6. Joe Nathan : Possibly out for the the season with elbow problems, one less person to think about for my March 22 fantasy draft.
  7. Trade Sanctions: The Brazilian government has announced trade sanctions against a variety of American goods in retaliation for illegal US subsidies to cotton farmers. This is the lamest of today’s Trending topics. So, here is a link to a hot chick.
  8. Notorious B.I.G.: 13 years ago today, Biggie was gunned down in LA. RIP Christopher Wallace.
  9. Ohio State University: An Ohio State University janitor who received a bad job evaluation shot two supervisors in a campus maintenance building. imgross CEO Scott gives everyone at imgross bad job evaluations, I think about killing him everyday.
  10. Michelle Obama: First Lady Michelle Obama donated the dazzling ball gown she wore for her husband’s presidential inauguration to the Smithsonian. Boring, here’s another hot chick

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It’s that time of year again

Get Ready! It’s college spring break. The next few weeks are for prime Facebook stalking. During this time, hot chicks will be putting up their “Cabo 2010!” or “Getting crazy at Senor Frogs!”  photo albums.  As long as you overlook all of the total douche bags that accompany these girls, the pictures allow for hours of creepy internet lurking.

Happy lurking! Enjoy it, because prime Facebook stalking like this doesn’t back around until Halloween.


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Big Ben In Question

I’m not interested in commenting on Ben Roethlisberger being accused of sexual assault for the second time, but rather where these assaults allegedly occurred.  Lake Tahoe and rural Georgia?  The guy has a $100+ Million contract, why the fuck would he be partying in Milledgeville, Georgia?  Why the fuck was he staying in the Harrah’s in Lake Tahoe?  I’m gonna have to say it’s just as embarrassing to be accused of sexual assault as it is to be super rich and drinking at some shit hole off the interstate.  Ben, maybe if you loosened up your wallet the girls would give up the pussy willingly.

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Lil Wayne Sentenced….Finally

The advantage to having diamonds implanted into your head is that your sentencing to federal prison will be delayed while you have them removed.  I really can’t argue with the logical behind the delay.  Lil Wayne is obviously a lil guy and prison is no place to be tiny and full of precious gems.

Posted in Scott.


Man in chicken suit becomes victim

Having a man sized chicken encouraging people to eat at the Burger Barn seemed like a good idea. That is, until that man sized chicken was the victim of a drive by shooting.

“Apparently they didn’t like chicken.”

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Julius, Chester, and Brandon are Bears

This was not a Sports headline in the paper last week, but rather an ad in the personal section of “Gay Chicago Magazine”.

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Easy Ron Artest

No matter how bad you want to be Dennis Rodman, he will always be remembered are crazier, scrappier, and more prone of flying off the handle.  The attempt to even revisit Rodman’s hair is just embarrassing.  Oh yeah, and he’ll always be a bigger alcoholic no matter how much booze you drink at halftime.

Posted in Scott.


Oldest Person in the US dies again

Mary Josephine Ray, the oldest person in the United States, died yesterday at the age of 114.

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It seems to be harder than we once thought

(thats what she said)

“I’ve only been with two men my entire life. My childhood sweetheart and Brian. I can never have sex with someone that I don’t love, ever. The idea makes me sick. I’ve never even come close to having a one-night stand.” – Megan Fox


this our 1,000th post.

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imgross Oscar Recap

imgross CEO Scott and his former high school sweetheart Sarah Jessica Parker pose for a picture on Red Carpet at the Oscars Sunday in Hollywood.

This was the millionaire blog CEO’s twelfth straight Oscar ceremony, his favorite time of the year.

Highlight of the evening: During the award ceremony, as the public address announcer said, “Ladies and Gentlemen, Please welcome Keanu Reeves….”, CEO Scott burst out in a fit of laughter.  Shortly after, he was escorted off of the premises. He claimed he thought it was a joke and that no less than 250 million people undoubtedly had the same reaction at home.

His Post Oscar party was postponed to Tuesday.

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